Total Medals Earned: 54 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 845 Points
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
You made Pico, congrats!
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/500 points)
Lose at the tutorial
Reach space without picking up a single cane
View the credits
Reach the bottom of the chimney
Unlock all other medals
Get too cold
There's no going back. Not unlockable by normal means.
Collect 500 canes in one run
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
Die
Kill a cop
Beat the game
Have 30 rats
Beat the game without taking damage
Beat the game without summoning anything
Parry a bullet
Kill a boss