Total Medals Earned: 64 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 960 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
You made Pico, congrats!
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/500 points)
Lose at the tutorial
Reach space without picking up a single cane
View the credits
Reach the bottom of the chimney
Unlock all other medals
Get too cold
There's no going back. Not unlockable by normal means.
Collect 500 canes in one run
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
Kill a cop
Beat the game
Have 30 rats
Beat the game without taking damage
Beat the game without summoning anything
Parry a bullet
Kill a boss
Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/395 points)
Open the 1st present!
Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the ninteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!
Open the twenty-ninth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!
Open the Night of the Little Candles present!
Open one final gift...
What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?
...and a very denominational Hanukkah!
Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote
It's cooked! In a good way!
Find Blade the Hedgehog
Find the impostor!
Meet someone sweet~
Meet a sky traveller
Find Bitey
Take them to see the world
Listen to the box's whooooole story
Help someone out
You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office
Meet Ponyboy!
Find Project 154
Play Triple Triangle!
View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon
Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"
Read "Times Up Santa"
Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.
Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"
Read the latest Cooper Bullet
Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic
Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration
Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen